It's A Mystery Morning

Good Morning Everyone,

Nillie here. Today is a bit of a mystery because if I've peed anywhere in the house I'm not telling. My parents have searched to no avail yet the fact remains, my litter box is still dry as a bone.

Today's topic will be strategies I've noticed my parents take to coax me to pee in my box.

A) There's no more carpet in my house. Carpets used to be my favorite to pee on.

B) My parents have more than one litter box out even though I only use one box ever.

C) My parents clean my litter box as soon as possible. They were always good at that  but now they are amazing!

D) My parents read that dry food can encourage urinary tract discomfort and now they offer me less dry food and an option for wet food. Wet food is gross by the way. I don't like it.

If its the dry food that makes me want to pee on everything but my box then my parents are going to feel helpless because I really like dry food. It's all I will eat!

Don't get me wrong, I care about my parents. They are two very amazing people. I believe that I should have the freedom to pee on stuff because I'm cute!  After all, I'm just a cat.

Anyway folks, thanks for checking in today. I hope all the kitties and folks are going to have a nice weekend and stay warm and dry and safe everybody!

Meow,

Introducing: Vanilla Ice Cream!!!

Hey everybody, It's me again, Nillie.  I'm well thank you very much. Today I have napped and played and pooped but if I have peed on anything since this morning I'm not telling, yet. Anyway, I thought I'd introduce myself with my webcam because I saw that I had some visitors. Hello everybody!

I'll see everybody soon!

Meow,

I Just Can't Help Myself!!!!

Link To My Mommy's Stash Of Nature's Miracle

Dear Blogging Community,

Hey, it's me Nillie and I did it again. Are you surprised? I peed on the carpet in the bedroom this morning about O dark 30. My mommy heard me doing it and I got scared when she woke up. So, I didn't get to finish but I will do anything to keep from peeing in my litter box.  I guess my bladder can wait for a while.

My daddy reminded me where the litter box is but I don't care. 

My mommy uses this really clean and fresh smelling stuff to eliminate my urine odor. It's called "Nature's Mircale - Just For Cats".  It always takes my urine odors all the way out and it protects my mommy's really nice carpet from stains or discoloration and it is totally safe for me.  My mommy actually has some if you like to try it. She is really nice.

My mommy says it's affordable and she ships out with free 2 day shipping.

Anyway, I still have to pee but my folks are watching me now so I think I'll take a nap.

Arrivaderci,

Not Again!!! I'm regularly avoiding my litter box.

Today folks, I Nillie the wonderful and completely innocent cat, have peed in and about my house twice today on very nice and personal belongings which were not mine nor my litter box. My parents are frustrated indeed. 

After relieving myself on the bathroom mat this morning for my Pop to tred through I peed on the pink blanket my Mommy loves so much which was folded up neatly on the rocking chair.  I am a particularly peculiar puss. I know something must be driving me to feel so strangely that I pee anywhere but my own personal litter.

I wonder what is disturbing my tentative relationship with my seldom patronized box?

I don't believe I've used my litter box in days now. Alone and dry it sits waiting patiently for me to return with an urgency it is happily equipped to handle.

My parents have tried every sort of litter at the grocery store and have used open, covered and electronic litter boxes.

And much to my parents dismay we have discovered that I just don't like peeing on any of it.

Maybe someday I will settle for a suitable situation.

Salutations,

This Morning I Peed On The Bath Mat

Dear Blogging Community,

I Am Coming Out Of The Bag About My Peeing Problem!

I played a funny prank on my Pop today! Sometimes I wonder if having this much fun is wrong...

My Pop woke up groggier than he usually does this morning because he stayed up late working on his project last night.

While Pop was brushing his tooth he did not notice my pee under his foot and soaking into the wool sock that my Momma gave him for Christmas this year.

Well, that is at first he didn't notice it. Infact, it was quite a while before he raised the offending sock, foot and all to his nose making such a funny pose in the hall that it reminded me of what the folks call yoga. 

And then I saw it, you should have been there! His face changed from a sleepy eyelid gaze to a that of a vinegar tasters!  That is so amusing to me!

This time Poppa did not disturb me afterwards... I wonder what he is brewing up in his human mind this time...

Poppa used to rub my nose in my pee but that stopped because the veterinarian said that I don't recognize nose rubbings as a repercussion of my own actions. So now I'm pretty sure Poppa won't do that anymore because it is so cruel to hurt kittie's precious whiskers.

I'm sure Poppa and Momma will come up with some other idea to help me make it to the Litter Box instead of my normal devious ways.

Meow,

Nillie